turtbanger
a type of turtle but has a big -ss and can hump a watermelon pretty well. they mate by opening their mouth and sticking watermelon peices in. they all have d-cks and there is no way of telling if its a girl or not
hey that turtbanger is swallowing watermelon.
yea its mating.
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