turtle
a form of cuddling in which one person lays flat on his/her stomach and their cuddle buddy straddles his/her back like a turtle sh-ll.
“babe, wanna turtle?”
“turtle me!”
subst-tute for an ‘easy’ woman (ie – once their on their back they’re f-cked)
gah! callum! your mums a turtle!
the best animal in the world!
turtles
turtles are reptiles of the order testudines, most of whose body is shielded by a special bony or cartilaginous sh-ll developed from their ribs. “turtle” may either refer to the testudines as a whole, or to particular testudines which make up a form taxon that is not monophyletic.
human : what’s it like being a turtle?
turtle: it’s like being a walking house that eats lettuce.
i like them.
i like turtles!
practical joke: to empty the contents of a backpack, flip it inside-out, then finish off by putting the contents back and zipping it up. done when owner of backpack is unaware until later.
when he wasn’t looking, i turtled his backpack.
a person or usually a large group of people who walk really slowly right in front of you. turtles make it impossible to get around them or to get where you need to be in time.
-eric, where’d you go?
:i got stuck behind some turtles, so i had to walk all the way around.
-hahaha those d-mn turtles!
the best animals! see reptile
turtles are my favorite animals!
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