turtle blazed
the highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your d-mn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.
he has to be turtle blazed, he doesn’t even know whats going on. his eyes are twitching and he’s seeing stuff.
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