Turtle Cock
a turtle c-ck is an uncirc-mcised d-ck that retreats into the foreskin, leaving just the tip exposed – thus resembling a turtle with its head poking out. a turtle c-ck is usually accompanied by a serious muzzie
not to be confused with turtle c-wk
bro 1: look at the turtle c-ck on that motherf-cker!
bro 2: i bet you he has a fat muzzie to go along with it!
the hardening of the scr-t-m by way of cold weather and or blue b-lls.
dude, it’s frezing. i have major turtle c-ck going right now.
slang for beef jerky
i need to swing into 7/11 and grab a turtle c-ck and a c-ke.
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