turtle creek
the sh-ttiest neighborhood in the pittsburgh area. it is a place where rats and trash sell drugs to each other and commit hate crimes for fun. residents call themselves “crickers”, because they are stupid hicks. it is the home of woodland hills, a.k.a. woody high, a disgraceful inst-tution for the lowest of human life.
i went down to turtle creek to watch central catholic pound woody high, and i got shot 18 times.
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