Turtle Dip


tea-bagging someone with a t-rd hanging half-way out of your -sshole. preferably, the recipient will be blind-folded or closing their eyes to keep them in suspense over whether they are about to get the b-llsack or the sh-t with every successive dip.
“i gave your mother the turtle dip, not because she is such a wh-r- but because i thought it would make her stop trying to f-ck me.”

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