turtle dumping
over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.
tim: amy you’re so boring, f-cking stop arguing with me.
amy: no you stop.
2 months later
tim:…i hate you…
amy:…i hate you too…
tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.
amy: ok good!
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