Turtle Face
a facial expression used when one screws up or has an ‘fml moment’ and doesn’t give a f-ck. it is more commonly used as the smiley ‘ :y ‘.
guy 1 – hahaha. you just spilled that all over your pants!
guy 2 – ah, whatever :y (makes the turtle face)
the nickname of the character bizarro quinn on the show “sealab 2021”, as given to him by captain murphy. sports a pink afro, shortened arms, and has a mouth like a chicken. tends to say the word “bizarro!” a lot.
“bizarro, i love you, bizarro, i love you!”
dr. quinn’s bizarro counterpart.
quinn: “why does my guy look like an egg, how is that–”
turtle face: “bizarro!”
quinn: “oh dear sweet gawd!”
the nonverbal, neutral acknowledgement of, or showing of respect to another by making eye contact, flattening the lips, and raising the eyebrows. this act is most commonly used in p-ssing of coworkers, the elderly, and small children. the facial expression resembles that of a turtle’s face.
as brian walked past his boss in the hallway, he used a turtle face to acknowledge his boss without saying “h-llo.”
turtleface your a chicken?
bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk, i laid an egg for you
turtle face is a mean, cold-hearted, black haired witch who looks unmistakably identical to a turtle. their hobbies include systematically dissembling beautiful peoples egos as an attempt to remove the curse placed upon them by an enchanted turtle.
“dude, that girl totally dissed your impeccable, irresistible face! what’s with that?”
“she must be a turtle face”
the appropriate insult for somone who is such a d-ckhead that they make posts or define words under somone else’s name.
look at phi’s definitions of pup, fo eva, and sl-tbag. phi did not write those, it was some turtle face.
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