Turtle Farmer
the individual responsible for extracting the boofed object; a correctional officer
upon arriving to the correctional facility for a conjugal visit , i was subjected to a cavity search by a turtle farmer.
1 more definition
one who farms turtles for a living.
a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
guy1: thats not a tortoise, that’s a red eared slider.
guy2: what are you a f-cking turtle farmer?
you godd-mn m-th- f-cking sh-t rolling d-ck lactating crack licking turtle farmer
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