turtle god


the god of a religion that is not yet widly known. founded by high schoolers in florida. they worship the turtles. the sign of their god is yet to be determined for it is a small group. they also “admire” women and is known that normally the worshiper’s are thereapist like.
jim-do u beleive in the turtle god?

billy- h-ll yes best religion theree is.

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