turtle head

a distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a h-m-sapiens r-ct-m. the “piece” is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its sh-ll.
dude i gotta cr-p real bad, i got a turtle head!
the tip of a t-rd that has opened your -sshole just enough to peek out at the world.
i’m squeezing as hard as i can to hold it in, but i got a turtle head poking out.
a word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. this term may only be used when the t-rd is protruding from your sphincter. also known as “touching cloth”.
person1 “what is that bulging in your trousers?”

person2 “oh that… just a turtlehead.”
a loaf of sh-t that is beginning to poke out of your -ss prior to reaching a toilet. turtleheads are generally dealt with using careful restriction of the sphincter muscles until you can make it to a toilet. you must squeeze firmly enough to prevent the sh-t loaf from further sliding out of the -ss, but not so firmly that you chop the turtlehead off, or smash it with your -ss cheeks creating an undesirable mess.
guy 1: “i really need to take a sh-t.”

guy 2: “a little, or a lot?”

guy 1: “well, i’ve got a turtlehead.”

guy 2: “okay, that’s an emergency. be careful not to pinch it off. i think i see a restroom over there.”
usually a t-rd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.
oh, man i’ve got to cr-p really bad. i have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.
when u have to take a sh-t so bad that it is popping in and out of ur -ss like a turtle’s head
mom, stop the car i have a turtlehead!
when you have to take a cr-p so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!
wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!

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