Turtle Heading

when you have to take a poo … really bad, but don’t have access to a bathroom. the poo pokes out of your b-tthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don’t sh-t your pants. much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it’s sh-ll.
often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from sh-tting their pants
dude1: wow look that guy is walking funny!!
dude2: hahaha yeah he’s definitely turtle heading !!!
turtle heading is when you need to take a sh-t and it is starting to peer out of your -ss. like a turtle coming out of his sh-ll.
“hey bro let’s move!”
“hold on a sec i need to take a dump.”
“can’t you just hold it?”
“naw man i’m turtle heading!”
(verb – present participle) the act of experiencing the summit of a crusty t-rd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a cr-p
onlooker: “why are you walking so strangely?”
protagonist: “i’m turtle-heading, if i don’t find a toilet soon i’m going to purge all over my pants.”
the appearance of a turtlehead and its subsequent return to the r-ct-m.
“i have to find a toilet soon, because i’m turtleheading.” turtlehead turtleheading
refraining from such act as “pooing” when your t-rd comes out a little and then goes back in!
right now im turtle heading.

dam i need the cr-pper, i’m turtle heading!