Turtle Milkshake


to give a man head while he is very soft and cold so that the p-n-s looks like a turtle poking its head out.
my girl really loves me, i had gotten out of the pool and hit some cold air and had shrinkage on an epic level, so she gave me a turtle milkshake to make me warm up.

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