Turtle-Move
a gutsy attempt at completing some ill-advised feat of physical dexterity. while the attempt will most likely ultimately end in complete and utter failure (with the partic-p-nt on his/her back, feet and arms in the air, like a turtle turned upside down), the fact that the feat was attempted in the first place will be celebrated.
what makes it a turtle-move is an extremely low chance of success and an almost -ssuredly high rate of personal injury.
“man…. that attempted 180 on the tightrope was a real turtle-move!”
can also be used as a warning to others – “be careful out there…. no turtle-moves”
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