turtle nub
a short, fat, ugly and sweating male creeping at the late thirsty turtle in college park, md. this man must be all of the characteristics stated previously to qualify. and most importantly he must be sweating, and not sweaty.
omg, that turtle nub was tryna grind up all on me, so i poured my drink on him.
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