turtle peeking
a euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. having the pressure of a fecal t-rd poking itself partially out of the b-m hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.
roger sprinted down the hall from his desk to the restroom. he has a turtle peeking.
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