Turtle Porn
when something is disappointingly boring. most commonly used when an act such as music, movies, etc is transformed from being one of the most entertaining into an act beyond boring.
jennifer “do you think i should buy the second alb-m of this band?”
sandra ” well their first alb-m was amazing it was up beat and revolutionary . however the second one well it sounded like turtle p-rn to me”
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