Turtle Shelling
the art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one’s upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one’s chest and lap. the owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. this causes said erection to recede into the body causing a “turtle sh-ll” effect.
“dude, my spanish teacher is so hot…she had me turtle sh-lling all cl-ss.”
in call of duty: mw2, when someone puts a riot shield on their back and goes pr-ne so they can not be knifed.
ah, i’m playing knife only and this guy keeps turtle sh-lling me.
what happens when you hold your p–p for too long. when you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.
john: “bro, sidney was over for 6 hours last night and i had to sh-t so bad!”
steve: “d-mn, son. did you drop a deuce with her at your place?”
john: “no, but i was turtle sh-lling it like a mothaf-cka. almost shat everywhere.”
the art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one’s upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one’s chest and lap. the owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. this causes said erection to recede into the body causing a “turtle sh-ll” effect.
“dude, my spanish teacher is so hot…she had me turtle sh-lling all cl-ss.”
v. the act of taking someones backback when they’re not looking, taking everything out of the main pocket, turning the bag inside out, placing everything back in, zipping it up so as the zippers are on the inside making it difficult to open back up, and placing it back next to the person before they find out what you’ve been doing.
dude 1: dude joe’s not looking, grab his bag.
dude 2: i got it.
dude 1: give it here.
dude 2: what are you doing with it?
dude 1: im turtle sh-lling it.
dude 2: nice, go go go.
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