turtle soup

a foul smelling female
a female who private area has a fishy oder
a female private area with a foul small and a yellowish discharge
that female has the “turtle soup” you can smell it through her clothes.
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diarrhea fart ,when sick, to check to see if toilet use is necessary, because you do not want to get up from where you are at, and liquid fecal matter squirts enough that stains your underware.
i was sick, downstairs, lying on the couch and i turtle souped. i then took a shower.
a code word for s-xual intercourse. it can be used at parties to communicate between friends in front of females and they will have no clue as to what you are talking about. you can never get full off of turtle soup and it always leaves you wanting more.
dude, i’m having turtle soup tonight!
the cause of being ridiculously slow from the effects of marijuiana
ey bro, your laggin it. did you have too much turtle soup today?

ingredients: turtle, water, and purple
the smell in the air during or after someone has some hot steamy s-x, usually with a girl of the trailer park variety. also known as dirty b-tts.
d-mn!! it smells like someone is cooking turtle soup in this b-tch!!!! tell your girl to wash her -ss!!!!
the act of a guy tucking his w-ng and sack between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind. the goal is to get a friend to look at your turtle soup so you can call him a nasty perv and punch him in the arm.
“dude, does this shirt look wrinkled?”

(guy turns around and bends over for his friend to see when he looks.)

“duuuude sick! don’t show me your turtle soup!”

“you’re a nasty perv man…” (as he punches)