Turtle Stew
when you are about to take a sh-t and the first t-rd is poking out of your -ss. you push it out and all of a sudden watery sh-t explodes out leaving your toilet looking like a bowl of beef stew!
i had to take a sh-t really bad and had a turtle head sticking out….i pushed that guy out and my sh-t exploded out turning my toilet into a big bowl of turtle stew!
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