Turtle Swag
lazy people who spend most of their days inside, slowly walking upon the household to grab food.
jessica has turtle swag, all she does is slowly walk to the fridge and back to her bed with food.
samuel wallner
samuel wallner is the definition of turtle swag.
the actions that lead up to a awkward moment. normal swags awkward counterpart.
logan: i love you hannah.
hannah: -spits milk all over logan in shock-
hannah’s friend: way to rock that turtle swag
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