turtle thump


unsatisfying coitus with an extremely small p-n-s… so small, in fact, it is sucked up into the man’s body like the head of a turtle, nearly making intercourse completely impossible altogether.
brian: “it’s just sad when you please a women and they go crazy. she was begging for another donkey punch.”

kelly: “…more like a turtle thump”

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