turtle twat
the genitals of a female turtle
i haven’t felt a turtle tw-t that tight since i broke into the zoo
this is the wettest turtle tw-t i felt since margaret thatcher sat on my face
a v-g-n- so nasty that it might snap off someone’s d-ck like a snapping turtle.
joe: mary is looking hot tonight. imma go talk to her.
mike: stay away from her if you care about your d-ck. i hear she has a turtle tw-t.
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