Turtle Vulture
creature takes that takes shelter in someone’s closet that plays xbox all day, and gives up eggs every month for rent.
when frightened it uses it’s beak to peck away at the unsuspecting victim.
dude 1: don’t go in my closet the turtle vulture will get you.
dude 2: wtf is a turtle vulture?
dude 1: go in the closet and find out.
dude 2: -opens closet door- “holy sh-t, it’s pecking my eyes out!”
dude 1: curiosity killed the cat.
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