turtled up
when a guy gets so cold, his d-ck draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn’t.
man, it’s so d-mn cold in here i was turtled up and had to pull my d-ck out of myself just to take a leak.
i think… but it was so d-mn long i forget, i have a hangover and i’m gonna need chemo.
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