Turtleist
turtleists are followers of the turtleism religion. turtleists do not believe in any religion besides turtleism. they worship all turtles and believe that they are holy.
man: hey, do you know what religion guy is?
lady: yeah, he’s a turtleist.
one who turtles proffessionally, similar to a rapist but around the back
the manchester turtle-ist strikes again!
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