Turtlepoop
with all your mighty power, after hours of long hard work, you’re finally able to sh-t a dense slippery one half way out untill it pops back in your -n-s against your will.
if frightened, the p–p will not come out for hours; like a turtle.
a p–p with a conscience; a turtle conscience.
it is the act of taking a sh-t, but not realy taking a sh-t, as if taking a sh-t in reverse.
a dejavu p–p.
a piece of sh-t playing counter-strike in your -sshole with a 56k modem. “it’s there!” “no, its not!” “he’s back!” “he dissapeared again!” “d-mn lag!”
it is the p–p that feels as if you will accidently sh-t out a part of your large intenstine.
that one p–p that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out.
a p–p that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park.
a p–p that makes you want to shove a spoon up your -ss and force it out manually.
wife: problems?
you: yeah, it’s that d-mn turtlep–p again, it won’t come out.
sitting in the bathroom and waiting a long time for results.
i rushed to the water-closet to do my duty but i just sat and sat–it was a real turtle-p–p!
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