turtles autograph
a poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool
i need the toilet right now, i’ve just had the turtles autograph.
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an acronym used while iming meaning “thank u very much,” usually in a sarcastic sense. mike is carrying a pile of textbooks, when jill puts another one on top. “here’s some more stuff for you to carry,” said mary. “tuvm.” he grumbled under his breath.
- twat gobblin
a girl who eats p-ssy after c-mming multiple times hey look sally is a tw-t gobblin
- Twatracket
a small v-g-n- shaped device used to swat away weird children with bad taste in television programmes. oh no, some pr-ck just turned house on, hand me the tw-tracket i tw-tracketed this figalo the other day, you shoulda’ seen him cry!
- twat sailor
a male sailor that is also a prost-tute the women in town go crazy when the navy boys come back so they can pay tw-t sailors for s-x.
- tweetjob
any s-xual favor performed or promised through twitter. his thumbs must have been sore after the tweetjob i just received.