turtlesnaking
1) verb (colon) the inability to fully expel feces from a r-ct-m due to hydrophobia or other natural/unnatural causes. this differs from constipation as said defication has partially left the -n-s prior to returning to it’s sh-ll
sorry that i missed church: the chalupa i ate last night, in combination with the mult-tude of india pale ales already churning in my stomach, unfortunately left me turtlesnaking on the toilet for far too long to make it.
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