tutti

a really long, brown train of sh-t that comes out of the b-ttock at a really fast speed.
i was doing a tutti for 5 hours after that curry my 4th wife cooked me.
5 more definitions
an indian word for sh-t
1)he had to go on the toilet and do tutti.
2) you tutti-head
a mythical fringed creature who haunts polish forests during nocturnal hours, stealing jewels and valuables of unsuspecting men by alluring them to her with her long-winded speeches on why their dress sense is totally unacceptable and how the art of etiquette has been lost in these troubling times. devilishly attractive, yet fatally dangerous. best avoided by carrying marinated olives in the pocket.
person 1: dude, i met this chick last night…..so hot but she just wouldn’t shut up about these crocs i’m wearing!

person 2: what a tutti!
organo plenum. a stop selection on a pipe or electronic organ, using the fullest mixtures and reeds available. not commonly heard at funerals, unforuntately.
usage of the tutti is needed on the larger music works, as they climax and contrast, usually in the final resolution on a cadence.
an excessively critical and judgemental individual. tuttis are also known to live far beyond their financial means in order to present false pretense in public image or social standard. certain cases with an extremely grandiose concept of self-worth have proven to be very driven in their attempt to belittle others, often going lengths far greater than most clinically sane human beings might be willing to endure. while some may cl-ssify tuttis as the lowest form of human life, others have admirably noted their ability to engage in hedonistic activities, albeit any caliber of consequence or reprecussion. some have also praised this species for their creativity in fabricating intimate romantic relationships.
that george costazna character is quite the tutti… wouldn’t you say? c-cktails!!
pr-nounced: teu-tee
– person that is acting weird and is making no sense at all
– silly and foolish person
don’t be such a tutti!