tux


tux is the linux mascot. he is the worlds most intelligent penguin and is conspiring with the worlds greatest nerds to bring down the evil microsoft empire.
my penguin armies will crush the evil m$ empire.
bill gates: help!! the penguins have come for me!

star trek tux

tux, with a robin hood suit

the linux mascot

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