tuxedo shoes
most commonly an athletic shoe that has been dressed up enough to p-ss for formal wear. common examples are air jordan’s in a full black color scheme with touches of white often in the sole. at first glance they appear formal enough, upon later examination you’re just a kid in a grown up body in fancy tennis shoes.
“honey, can i wear my tuxedo shoes or do i have to find where my doc martin’s are stored for the wedding you’re making me go to?”
“you want to wear your jordan’s again?”
“yes.”
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