tv eclipse
when your settled down to watch tv and your partners legs or duvet blocks most of the screen
a quiet nite watching tv in bed is blocked by your partners body,you can see some of the tv…..maybe half or even just out of 1 eye….in all cases you are experiencing a tv eclipse
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