tv-fap
loud televisual aural-sensory distraction to stop ya moms hearing you knock one out.
mom: ”jeffery, why’s the tele so loud”
jeffery: (through m-ffled doors) ”fap-fap-fap-fap”
sister: ‘ha! he’s ‘avin’ a tv-fap”
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