TV Land Girls


girls who watch cl-ssic tv shows on the cable network “tv land.” (examples: leave it to beaver, the andy griffith show, i love lucy, the d-ck van dyk- show, gunsmoke, etc.) it’s common knowledge that most tv land girls enjoy the act of “van dyking.”
1. she doesn’t like current television shows. she’s a total tv land girl.
2. tv land girls are the best! they love “van dyking!”

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