twa

twa (two week -n-l rule) original founded in the early ancient egyptian times, the two week -n-l rule refers to the act of receiving/or giving -n-l s-x within the first two weeks of a relationship. if -n-l s-x is preformed within the first 14 days of a relationship, then the relationship will succeed and you have found your soulmate. however if -n-l is not done within the first two weeks, then the relationship will eventually fail in a glorious fashion.
“i was forced to leave my gf because we didn’t twa, i kicked her to the curb cause she clearly wasn’t the one”
teenie weenie afro/ teeny weeny afro, a very short hairstyle, about an inch or two off the head. it is often the starting point of african-american women who wish to rid their hair of chemicals which straighten or loosen the curls and kinks in their hair in an effort to wear a natural hairstyle.
woman 1:hey girl, i’m done with relaxers! i wanna go natural!
woman 2:so i take it you’ll be rockin’ the twa then?
woman 1:yeah…it’ll look fierce, but i’ll still be happy when it grows out!
short way of saying ‘it was’.
“was the gig last night good?”
“twas wicked!!”
1)a possessive form of the airline abbreviation
2)the plural of “tw-t”
3)a toast made a bit later in the evening.
1)you’re supposed to give those headphones back to the stewardess, they’re twas.
2)i paid the ladies ahead of time for my favorite holiday pastime. twas, the night before christmas.
3)first round- to your beauty and my wit.(drink)
second round-to a lovely evening! (drink)
third round- to you- what’s your name again?(they drink)
eight round- twas! (spill, then find mouth)
camp mataponi language for a situation where someone or something is awkward

stands for “that was awkward”
prim looks so twa in that picture

i ran into my ex yesterday. twa!
the old english combination of the words “it” and “was”, now creeping back into modern culture.
-did you see the movie yesterday?
-yep. ’twas the best movie i’ve ever seen.
popular slang for that was awkward. pr-nounced in one syllable (as opposed to saying each letter–it’s just twa). to be used during or after an awkward occasion. originated in lexington, ky. soon to be a website like fml and mlia and already a popular facebook group.
today, i saw a friend i hadn’t seen in awhile. i went in for the pound, he went in for the hug. twa.

today, my parents got home from the bahamas and brought earrings back for my little sister. they were huge silver b-lls and upon seeing them i said, “woah, those b-lls are huge.” my father then replied, “that’s what she said.” twa.
third world -ss-ssin
dude, twa 9 o’ clock… don’t look at him… he might blow himself up

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