Twag

to do philanthropic work, with swag
person 1: have you heard about patrick, he’s got so much twag.
person 2: i wish i had that much twagger.
a moron. used offensively most of the time.
person a: what a twag, he thought putting a battery in a blender would be a good idea!
a right b-st-rd, a tw-t, a slag. someone who’s just a mean old pr-ck.
jeez, bozza’s a real twag today, ain’t he?
a nice lax stick used usually by lax bros with a lot of swag.
“hey dude, nice twag you got there”
“thanks brah, its pretty sick”
noun/pro-noun
a semi-mythical female with loose morals who has s-xual relations with men while disregarding any emotional or practical consequences on both sides, often in the pursuit of direct or indirect monetary benefit.

this promiscuity is founded upon a false sense of self-regard, glorification and egotism.

advective
twaggy
twagness
i thought she was the one but she turned out to be a twag

there were a lot of girl behaving twaggy at the club

‘twag it to the limit’
in conjunction with twitter usage, to brag about one’s tweet after the fact.
dork: “did you see what i said to sp-cepirateboy42? it was so funny!”
me: “dude, stop twagging, n-body gives a sh-t”
to truient school. me mark n andy walk round the village to miss lessons we dont like. often involves writin faulse notes or shading out of school. always fun especially in parks or woods smoking.
either go into town, walk round the village or go to anyone’s house hus parents arent in. or visit someone who’s genreally absent from school
hey guys, you twagging ict?

hey, you missed out we twagged maths

hey, you twagging english

hey, i hate history fo you want to twag it?

we took gcse twagging

you get the point . . . .
tennis wife and girlfriend,
see wag
created for andy murray’s girlfriend, who hangs abotu teh tennis court, kim sears
a tennis player’s wife or girlfriend (twag) who hangs about teh tennis pitch when their boyfriend/husband plays, tennis’s answer to football’s wags

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