Twanged
to be off your face entirely, namely drunk/high/f-cked.
last night i was so tw-nged i thought my sister was hot.
the past tense of the verb to tw-ngmeaning to give it someone s-xually
‘i tw-nged her good last night!’
‘i tw-nged that bird from the bar’
‘i gave her a good hard tw-nging’
tw-nged / tw-nging / tw-ngage – the art of discretely unclipping a females bra with the click of your finger and thumb in one swift move to create a look of panic on the recipient of the tw-ng. this tends to work best on an attractive work colleague at christmas parties etc.
i cant believe you tw-nged me at the party
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