twanker


a fusion of the already very expressive words tw-t and w-nker to describe a peculiar, even unique, kind of contemptibleness found in those who are both stubborn and awkward, awkward and stubborn.
‘you f-cking tw-nker matthew.’
a w-nker that uses twitter.

abstracted from other words prepended with ‘tw’ such as tweople, tweetup, twestival etc…
@aplusk is a right tw-nker
meaning someone who is both a tw-t and a w-nker.
tude is a tw-nker but i still adore her
(noun) a person, organization, or company who uses bad form or exhibits bad behavior on twitter.
“his constant posting of misinformed and mean-spirited tweets resulted in the group labeling him a tw-nker”
a combination of the words tinker and w-nker.
“what a tw-nker.”
noun: someone thought by another to be a fool, an idiot, or someone whose behaviour is in some way unacceptable (but not illegal or overly troublesome) to the norms of the majority in the vicinity.
etymology: derived from ‘w-nker’ but thought to be less offensive.
“him, he’s nothing but a tw-nker. he never sits down and never answers any questions.”

“you tw-nker!”
a banker who uses twitter.

this was made up live on deal or no deal by noel.
that banker is a tw-nker

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