Twanking
the simultaneous act of tweeting and w-nking. may lead to spelling errorsfgdfshhnbrzsbnzfg or unusual typos. common with some journalists, one of the lesser known examples being kai diekmann, current editor-in-chief of the german bild-zeitung, a daily “newspaper”. a person that tw-nks a lot is called a tw-nker}
have you seen his feed last night? boy, he showed some serious tw-nking!
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using twitter or facebook to update people with b-n-l, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie “insights.” also: gross oversharing. noun versions: tw-nkery, tw-nker.
“i love tacos!” ”
“why is ice cream so yummy?”
“i am making an omlet”
“oprah at 10, yay!”
“just had s-x with the bf!”
“life is better w/luv!
response: “omg quit tw-nking!”
the art of masturbating whilst twerking
i had a good tw-nk to the new cyrus video (tw-nking)
when girls plank together, particularly lesbians.
sarah and lisa are tw-nking in the next room while we are left out holding out nutsacs in the cold.
the tween version of cranking or w-nking.
‘oh man, my little brother totes thinks he’s h-t p-b-rty, little does he know he’s just at stage one tw-nking’
‘that eighth grader just got dumped on msn and now he’s at home tw-nking wishing he was old enough to actually finish it off’
the art of w-nking whilst tweeting (using twitter).
this is more commonly the response to a celebrity who has responded to a fellow tweeter.
@therealdavidbeckham hi @snedwan how are you doing.
@snedwan oh f-ck me, david beckham has just tweeted me, i’m so excited i’m going to have to start tw-nking.
when someone is able to w-nk using their toes. when they do this it is called tw-nking.
i just caught jim tw-nking in his bedroom.
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a game; when a girl is twerking, have her sh-t, either in her pants or on the floor. the players pick up the sh-t, bake it along with brownies, and the ones who eats the sh-t loses. that was a nasty game of twerk brownie!
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term utilized to greet any cl-ss of people, regardless of age, gender, ethnicity, or social status. walks into room with a mixed group of teenagers playing 7 minutes of heaven- “uh, sup boys”
- unbreakability
the feeling you get after a bad turn in luck and then come out alright. not a word; do not use this “noun” in an essay. “dude, my teacher nearly caught me rolling my eyes at her, but i p-ssed it off as a wink instead. unbreakability is with me today!”
- Under-Dom
an under-dom is a dom playing a submissive. this is not to be confused with a switch b-tch. under-doms like to play a game where they greet themselves as an actual sub and then control the dom in mind games so they are really in control of the relationship until caught. this play occurs in […]