Twapper
dumb-ss, f-ckwit. stupid c-nt.
you call someone this when they do something stupid, or when they fail.
dude, can i use your phone to text my mum?’ ‘sure bro! just don’t drop it in that puddle…’ -drops phone in puddle- ‘ahh you twapper!
p-ssy
smells like twapper.
one who twapps. twapp- to relax index finger so that a flick of the arm and wrist will cause the index finger to whip forward.
he had a red mark on his arm from being twapped by his friend.
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