twat box

tw-t box within my team of manhattan misfits refers to p-ssy. for some reason, our dear friend eb added “box” to tw-t and b-tt. we used to refer to p-ssy as “box” without the tw-t. but since eb’s insight we now add box onto both v-g-n-l and -n-l penetration. these terms are reserved for heters-xuals.
example 1, “she squirted all over when i knocked out her tw-t box in the reverse cowgirl.”

example 2, “i stuck it up her b-tt box and pulled out some mudge!”
if a person is a tw-t a lot then they are certified as a tw-tbox
ah thats it you tw-tbox, im gonna smash your granny’s armchair now
a dual purpose ‘clipboard and filing box’ available from most stationers.

used in a derogatory fashion by those who are either threatened by more organised individuals or who hold a fixed belief from high school that being organised is a decidedly uncool and dorkish.
two 5 year medical students arrive late for a ward round to scornful wrath of the consultant. the graduate entry medicine student stands attentively taking notes. one 5 year student says to another ‘tw-t box was here half an hour early’
a metaphorical box in which people of a “tw-tty” nature are placed.
any person who you meet for the first time and you find instantly disagreable is placed in your tw-t box along with all the other people who you have ever found offensive in the past.
the female version of a douchebag
“ugh i can’t stand being around that girl, she’s such a tw-t box”
tw-tbox refers to an individual who lacks intellect and character with a diabolical streak.
john is a real tw-tbox. he erased all of my itunes in one breath!