twat gobbler
a s-xy, s-xy beast that often eats p-ssy. (s)he is good in the way of making the gobbler-reciever c-m multiple times.
well, larry really knew how to eat me good. that man is a tw-t gobbler. he just jambed his tounge and i “o’d” like never before!!
one who gobbles tw-ts and digs it fo sho!!
since i enjoy eating p-ssy more than anything in the world, i suppose that makes me a tw-tgobbler.
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