twat muffin
kaleb rogers
how he’s a tw-tm-ffin
2 more definitions
1. used as an insult.
2. a v-g-n- with an abnormally shaped cl-toris similar to a pastry.
3. comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.
1. tammy, you’re the biggest tw-t m-ffin i know.
2. i rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her cl-t, which was oddly similar to a m-ffin that i ate for breakfast.
generally an american , someone who is beyond tw-ttyness
mitch is a tw-tm-ffin , beth is a tw-tm-ffin
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