Twat Nav
verb: to shout travel directions to your current location down a mobile phone to a lost friend or colleague
bob is tw-t naving dave from the macclesfield office
female that can read a map. a cheaper, less-reliable way of navigating.
“i dont need a tomtom, i gotta tw-t-nav.”
a better word used to describe a sat nav or gps system that has sent you in the wrong direction repeatedly or that is generally useless!
this sh-tty tw-t nav has made me take the wrong exit again!
a natural internal navigational device that allows you, no matter how drunk or unappealing to somehow come across a lady with standards so low that she may ensure your night out on the pull was not in vain.
i was a steaming wreck, sometimes i wonder how that tw-tnav works. she was a total minger but i guess i must have had fun at the time!
a female that can read a map, navigate etc.
“i don’t need a tom-tom, my tw-t-nav gets me everywhere.
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