Twat Omelet
this is when you pour 2-4 eggs into a willing females v-g-n-. you are to then beat/whisk them by having rigourous intercourse till the mixture reaches yuo prefferred consistency. the female is now asked to evacuate the mixture form her v-g-n-l cavity into a waiting bowl or preheated frying pan or skillet (i suggest the bowl). cook and enjoy!..
variations include:
– adding all the fixings: peppers, ham, onions etc
– single or dual -rg-sm for more flavoring
tim: “carl’s a douche, so i made him a tw-t omelet with more flavor, i told him it was european recipe i was trying”
roger: “did he eat the whole thing?”
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