twat penis
(n./slang) a synonym for cl-toris.
husband: suppose we’ll be having s-xual intercourse tonight, dear?
wife: oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!
husband: anything in particular you’d like me to do?
wife: yes! i love it when you rub your p-n-s on my tw-t p-n-s, baby! now let me make a man out of you!
husband: excuse me, dear, but what in the h-ll is a “tw-t p-n-s?”
wife: go look it up in the urban dictionary, honey! then give me nine inches and make it hurt!
husband: oh no, not again! i’ll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
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