twat spreader


twinkle twinkle little wh-r-, close your legs they’re not a door!

the technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.

used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or “tw-t”

frequently used by fit older women; milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.

-to females do not make eye contact while using this machine
“bro look at that dime on the tw-t spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties…”

my two favorite things in this gym is the tw-t spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.

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