twat syndrome
an chronic disorder, usually the result of having a v-g-n-. symptoms include a heightened sense of drama- especially when none exists, b-tchiness, poor sense of direction, failure to understand simple instructions like “make me a sandwich, now!”, and neediness. people with the disorder tend to cry, and make stories up.
deep penetration can sometimes alleviate the symptoms for a while, but tend to result in addiction, and “emotional dependance”.
can happen to especially whiney guys.
girl- so i was talking to my friend the other day, and you have to understand, i was on my rag at the time and so i was feeling insecure, and she made a comment that i sorta thought might mean she thought i was fat and…..
guy- well this sounds like a cl-ssic case of tw-t syndrome to me. just shut up!
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b-tch- why do you have to be so insensitive all the time? can’t you respect me for once?
guy- i do respect you, but you have tw-t syndrome and can’t tell. haven’t we talked about this before?
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