twat voice messages
the sending of voice messages to girls that act like tw-ts. usually, most often times, always, these messages are sent during the most inopportune times – after midnight and before 7:00am. this is in an effort to awaken the tw-t female and for her to listen to the disturbing sounds during the night. or to ruin her day the next morning. the sounds include defication noises, techno remixes, video game backgrounds, screaming noises, with the addition of racial slurs. the messages let the tw-t female know that not all men are sheepish and meek and that their tw-ty behavior is not acceptable. tw-t voice messages are usually followed by a nice poo poo photo to increase the effect. these messages are often sent to coal burners.
lidell beavens – yo dog, flavia complained bout da many disturb’in tw-t voice messages yo sent her last night.
david – i could not help it. since i am a weasel – i could not control myself. i ate much with the baker at the club and sent her many screaming tw-t voice messages followed by a poo poo photo.
lidell beavens – man dog, you be da man. i bet dat video scared dat tw-t. but you gots ta be mo’ carefo!
david – don’t tell scotty! he usually asks to eat my poo poo! time to make some more tw-t voice messages! yull!!! hyuksters!!!
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